A Paler Shade of Green

But while the failure of Stealing Harvard could just bounce him out of entertainment for good, it could also be the best thing that ever happened to him; after all, without the deodorant and soda commercials to fall back on, without the gigs playing the thirtysomething hanger-on in mangy teen comedies, Green might just get back in touch with the freaky little demon in his belly that made him such a talent to treasure in the first place.

If I were Green's parents, I'd start locking my doors now.

Stealing Harvard was directed by Bruce McCulloch; written by Peter Tolan and Martin Hynes; and stars Tom Green, Jason Lee and Leslie Mann. Now playing countywide.