Likee no Likee

Photo by Matt OttoLikee (top):

Okay, so this guy's a little schlumpy. But he's giving out tickets to see his band! How cute is that? DIY, li'l fella! Also, please note his button-up shirt (with collar) beneath his Dead Kennedys T. When mamas got piercings and 13-year-olds wear "Porn Star," it's punk to be square.

Dude, you're porn-star entourage. How sick is it that you're panting after the sloppy seconds of girls who would do the Hedgehog? You deserve every spoiled tantrum your "star" throws at you, Kato. That's right. Take out the trash.