Bill Simon's Queer Principles

If the Register's Greenhut is bothered by his candidate's fluttering principles on gays or abortion or oil drilling or child care, he isn't saying; it has been five months since he last wrote a column about Simon. In November 2001, however, Greenhut explained (with eerie anticipation) that it is "far better to have a losing party committed to some principles worth defending than a winning party that is no different from the opposition."

Sorry, Steven. In this election, you have neither a principled nor a winning candidate.