Sizzlin Sibs

First, put me in the "Oh, my God, you fucking sicko!" column. Making it with a brother is not every gay man's fantasy.

Second, how can you salvage your relationship with your biological relatives? You can't, FAG. Your straight biker boy brother may have been the one who made the pass that fateful night—and we only have your word on that—but you're not going to have any luck convincing your biological relatives of that. You will be forever perceived by your biological relatives as the sicko fag who seduced one of his brothers shortly after they tracked him down—without a doubt that's how your straight biker boy brother has characterized the affair.

But look on the bright side: unlike poor, pathetic PH at the beginning of the column, you at least had the decency to refrain from knocking up your sibling.