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Not Halle Berry! Dave Grave!

All I can say is she's gonna have to import some girls. And they're gonna have to be the kind of girls who are oblivious to the way the guys at the pool tables are ignoring them. And also, they're gonna have to be the kind of girls who like guys with melodrama-villain mustaches ("You must pay the rent!"). And they're gonna have to be girls who appreciate the fine art of slumming. And so on. So, girls, I'll meet you there Friday night?

CommieGirl99@hotmail.com. Thank you!
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