By MATT COKER
By AIMEE MURILLO
By AMY NICHOLSON
By JONATHAN KIEFER
By INKOO KANG
By STEPHANIE ZACHAREK
By CALUM MARSH
Illustration by Bob AulMovies are the opiate of America's dumber-than-dirt masses. As a people, we know more about Brad Pitt than our congressional representative and spend more time scrutinizing Cameron Diaz than the Bill of Rights. That's why God created the Calleys—Orange County's revered annual awards for outstanding achievement in motion picture depravity.
As a self-appointed film authority—there's no credentialing what I do—I have carefully reviewed this year's nominations with help from the hyperactively opinionated personal-injury attorney Jan Rainbird, Costa Mesa's own acerbic literary critic Karlene Miller and ex-Balboa Cinema projectionist Mike Kaspar.
Now in its sixth ironic year, ladies and gentlemen (ahem), for your consideration: the Nathan Callahan Motion Picture Awards.BEST ACTOR
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