Mammaganza!

Some of Russ Meyer's buxom biddies were expected at cool-retro-chick-rock mag Varla's Christmas party at the Galaxy Concert Theatreon Friday, but I don't think they made it. I wouldn't have been able to miss them, right? There were plenty of other pinups, though, including a Playmate who, bizarrely, wasn't at all hateful. I think I might have an aneurysm.

The all-chick AC/DC tribute band Hell's Belles was to be the highlight of the night. Were they ferocious? They were. Were they terrific musicians? Oui. Were they kinda boring after the first couple of songs? That, too!

But anybody who was bored by the droney AC/DC tunes didn't have to go far for consolation or entertainment: women all over the theater were packing their mammaries up to their throats. (Come to think of it, maybe Russ Meyer's women were there.) It was a mammaganza!

That's pretty much all I remember because everybody was bein' all tolerant and shit, and it wasn't very racist, so I didn't really care.