Tooth Whore

The artand sacrificeof dental perfection

Light is a bit worried about returning to the dentist's office for his next biannual cleaning. "They're going to ask me how I like the toothbrush, and I'm going to tell them it sucks."

But he uses it. "It's kind of loud, so you can't use it at night, but I use it in the mornings. I guess it's not that crappy. It's just that I expected something grand. The thing is I went through all the pain, and I got it, and I damn well better use it. Otherwise, I'll feel more like a tooth whore than I already do."

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