We Feel So Dirty

"I live 1 mile from the airport, and always willing to try new things."

"Am healthy, happy, and ho*ney!"

"Let's get it on!!!!!"

"Lets get on I like that U crack me up an how supersize r ya i don't want u to hurt me to bad O.C. airport?"

CONCLUSIONS: The data clearly sustains the initial hypothesis: dudes are led by their willies. As a result, project researchers have concluded that being either a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man is too frightening even to contemplate.