I know it's been weeks since Commie Girl pondered the future boy-king George W. Bush's nickname-to-be (Rebecca Schoenkopf's "The Naming Thing," Dec. 1), and I'm not sure anyone's suggested it yet (if so, please forgive me. I've I had my head buried between my knees, alternately puking and kissing my ass goodbye), but why not follow the leader and think simple? How about "President Duh"? Just drop the "bel ewe" syllables altogether. Also, has no one else noticed that the man is the human incarnation of Curious George?!
FullertonThe Man in the Yellow Hat responds: Yes. Check out Michael Moore's Rage Against the Machine video for "Testify," in which Moore juxtaposes a monkey and the president-elect. It's all there: protuberant upper lip, large, low-set ears, blank stare.