By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
REBECCA: Do I ever! It's the trashiest dive bar ever! I go there with my sister sometimes. Do you ever go there?
GRINDEL: All the time! I have a patty melt and play video games. Not the dirty ones, though.
REBECCA: What do you drink when you're there?
GRINDEL: A Diet Coke.
REBECCA: So you don't get drunk and cry in your beer for the last of the rolling hills?
GRINDEL: Oh, no! I'm not a drinker.