2: Chowtastic Achievement in Grubby Yum Yums and Brown Liquid

[The lights go up and the screen ascends. Stunned silence.]

SWAIM [back at podium]: Don't mess with the man's curly fries. . . . You know, ladies and gentlemen, if the technical awards taught us anything, it's that very big problems can come from very small spirochetes, and that everyone loves gelato . . . [Pauses, looks up at director's booth.] HOW DID GOING TO ARBY'S TEACH US THAT EVERYONE LOVES GELATO?

[Silence.]

SWAIM: Jeez! Here's Ken Widmann's report on the Best Gelato place around. Ken?

[A screen rises behind SWAIM like a white-hot sun.]