It may not have been Oscar Wilde, but it was too much for one poor little acned ugly guy to bear, unless he forgot it right away, which—let's face it—he probably did. There are some people you just can't help.
Correction: The OCMetro's indefatigable mooch Kedric Francis did not stay at Brian and ElizabethLangston's charming Tustin-area house until last Saturday night after sleeping over on Friday, as reported in last week's Commie Girl. He stayed until Sunday night. "I don't have TV," he explained when pressed about the activities of the weekend in question. "There were movies on."