Such a Deal!

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Shoppers at the soon-to-be-closed Mossimo store in South Coast Plaza, one week after the company's stock, "valued" at just $0.50, was pulled off the New York Stock Exchange:

"Dude! Everything's 50 percent off!"

"Dude, all I'm saying is that all this stuff's going to be on sale in Target in a couple of months. That's all I'm saying."