Notes From E3

A day with the booth babes at the Electronic Entertainment Expo

Two Disturbing Stories

My friend tells me about a previous party she attended at the Mansion at which she witnessed a celeb midget get extremely naked and jump in the stone-lined pool. Before I have sufficiently recovered from this image, a friend of hers tops that story by talking about the time he walked into the Grotto and caught a certain tall, skinny TV star on top of a woman and very busy. Neither of these anecdotes contains information I really wanted to know.

Midnight. We return home from the party and reluctantly realize that in six hours, we have to get up, string our badges around our necks and go through the whole thing again. It's probably a good thing E3 only comes once a year.

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