New! Hot!

Hot and new!

Girls, prom is coming up! And as everyone knows, this year's prom dresses are always based on last year's Oscars! Everyone will look good in Gwynnie's pink princess gown—unless you're fat. So start that juice fast now, and remember, the more you faint, the better it's working! Lastly, we'd like to take this opportunity, along with our new owners, to encourage you to patronize our family of advertisers. Welcome home!

Consumie Girl is resting now. We'll be changing that, too. Don't worry.
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