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Lewis Black insists hes not a dick

Of course not.

So what are you talking about onstage lately?

Politics. You have to watch out. Like with Quayle: these people do come back.

And as elder statesmen! I'm sorry I thought you were a dick.

You're the first one.


In print.

The others were just kissing your ass. But I was being a hypocrite. I'd only seen the segment, like, once. [Long rambling dissertation, excised, on the evils of my government-monopoly-granted cable company and why I refuse to pay extra for Comedy Central out of principle.]

I'm gonna send you $36. [Long rambling dissertation, excised, on how this has not been a "funny" interview.]

Hey, who do you have to blow to get on Saturday Night Live?

No. It's, "Now I know who I have to blow to get on Saturday Night Live."

Lewis Black performs at the Irvine Improv, Irvine Spectrum, 71 Fortune Dr., Irvine, (949) 854-5455. Thurs., Feb. 24, 8:30 p.m.; Fri., 8:30 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., 7, 9 & 11 p.m.; Sun., 8 p.m. $12-$15.
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