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Dear Commie Girl,

I am currently seeing two women. They're both great, but I'm not totally feeling the love. Also, they both have sordid pasts. My shrink seems to think I should be aiming higher: marriage, children, the whole nine yards. One of them reminds me of my ex before she went totally insane—but she's so much fun! The other one is married to her career, but I like hanging out with her, too; besides, we have a creative partnership. By the way, everybody knows that I'm not currently exclusive. What to do? And what's the shelf life on keeping this two-timing status okay?

Wishy-Washy in Westminster Blah, blah, blah. "Oh,help me, Commie Girl, because I'd rather ask a complete stranger a question about an intimate topic—of which she can have no real answer since she doesn't know the people involved—than figure it out for myself." Still. Never go out with a woman who reminds you of your insane ex-wife. What are you, an idiot? Are you an idiot? Do you need help with intimate problems from a complete stranger? Then by all means e-mail Commie Girl at You pathetic worm. Oh. Yeah. You like that, don't you?
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