In any case, it's important to keep a cool head and an eye on history. In the early 19th century, the world lived predominantly in darkness. That is until 1831, when Michael Faraday found that electricity can be made to flow in a coil of wire by moving that coil in the magnetic field between the poles of a U-shaped magnet.
"I don't believe in evolution."
"God said it, I believe it, that settles it."
"Oh, you're thinking of Darwin. I'm talking about Faraday."
"Same difference. I'm refusing the sign of the Beast."
Very good, my friend. And I'm refusing to get that upset about the flap in Orange. After all, you don't have to be a total stupid idiot to be an Orange Unified School District trustee. You also have to be hateful.