Guilty Pleasures

387 Anthony Wilson's nine-piece ensemble brings a very contemporary voicing style and edge to jazz standards. Check out the band's new Adult Themes CD on MAMA Records. That's Wilson's fine girlfriend on the cover.

389 Trader Joe's at 638 Camino de los Mares, San Clemente, (949) 240-9996.

390 Campingbut not surfing at San Clemente State Park.

391 Two words: hot moms! Are mothers anywhere else in the world as hot as they are here?

392 With its low lighting, floor-to-ceiling windows facing the deep-blue sea and exquisitely delicious take on the cuisine of the Mexican Riviera, Las Brisas is the restaurant for special, intimate dinners (think birthday, anniversary, place to pop the question). 361 Cliff Dr., Laguna Beach, (949) 497-5434.

393 A good, old-fashioned ass-whuppin'at Cook's Corner.

394 Angel Chuck Finley's patience.

395 The Crystal Cove Margarita (tequila, triple sec, amaretto and lime over rocks-not blended) at Las Brisas. 361 Cliff Dr., Laguna Beach, (949) 497-5434.

396 The Modjeska Canyon Volunteer FireDepartment.

397 Wondering what's really under all those moundsat the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station.

398 Wondering what's really behind the wallsat Seal Beach's Leisure World.

399 Wondering what's really going on inside the Register news van.

400 Edwards Lido at 3459 Via Lido, Newport Beach, (949) 673-8350.