China Beach, San Clemente

Every Saturday night

1:40 a.m. We adjourn to the 7-Eleven next door to buy beers. Someone buys Coors. They get yelled at.

1:58 a.m. People in truck: "Pardon me, but we've got two minutes to buy beers. Would you please get the hell out of the way?"

We all understand and move out of the driveway.

2:01 a.m. The leopard girls drive up in a huge pickup truck. They've got a man nestled on the seat between them. He is neither old nor ugly. Fascinating!

China Beach Canteen, 2369 S. El Camino Real, San Clemente, (949) 492-6228. Every Sat., 6 p.m. 18+: $5; 21+: before 9 p.m., free; after 9 p.m., $5.
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