Jack wanted this column to be headlined, "Jack Is Always Right." The day after our awards show, the cast at Tinseltown was allegedly informed they would be let go on Aug. 1. Tinseltown general manager Ron Drake denied it through a female PR mouthpiece, who said, "Tinseltown is retooling and reprogramming the facility to open in September as a multipurpose entertainment-event facility. We are pursuing opportunities that will increase the work available to the majority of employees." (The emphasis was hers.)
Here's what we want to know: If the government operated like a business, could they sell off underproducing communities for scrap?
Check out Tinseltown—while you can!—2200 E. Katella Ave., Anaheim, (714) 712-2700. Sat., 8:30 p.m.; Sun., 6 p.m. $44.50; and scrap with Commie Girl at CommieGirl99@hotmail.com.