'South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut'— (R) Best for:Drunken sailors on shore leave.
What it's about:Everything that is foul, evil and anti-Christian in the world. But unlike a
PTL Club broadcast,
this animated-feature version of the
Matt Stone and
Trey Parker television show
actually glamorizes Satan, homosexuality, curse words, black power and the notion that children can think for themselves.
The good:I'm a sucker for musicals.
The not-so-good:Besides relying on pure filth, the writing is very amateurish. For instance, there's this running inside joke about a "clitoris," but they never explain what
it means.
Language:I stopped counting the F-word at about 347 because I was getting woozy.
Sex:None—unless you count homosexual sex between
Saddam Hussein and Satan and disgusting XXX sex between a mom and a German who can't control his bowels.
Violence:Extremely graphic war scenes that make
Saving Private Ryan look like
Hogan's Heroes. A young boy is burnt to a crisp and then buried in salt. The fires of hell engulf the earth. Oh, and
Brooke Shields gets slapped.
Entertainment value:My editors sent me to this awful piece of trash because I get stuck reviewing all the kiddy cartoons, so to pay those warped poopie heads a lesson I'm giving
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut an A+.
Parental advisory:Ssssssssssssss-BLOP!-Clug-glug-clug [
sound of head exploding].
Molly MockClure's family-entertainment column appears Fridays inThe Orange County Registurd
's Show section.