Blind item: Whom did we spy there, amid the dragadelic Austin Powers and Felicity Shagwell clones? (This week, the theme will be, "Me Tarzan; Me Jane.") Oh, hell, we can't keep a secret! It was Long Beach art star SandowBirk—we hope he's over those problems with his catheter—whom the drag queens are calling "Mandow," and isn't that sweet? Don't you wish someone called you "Mandow"? Oh, yes, you do.
Commie Girl's father doesn't get any e-mail, even spam, and this makes him sad. Perhaps you're in jail and would like a pen pal? Try Schoenkopf@excite.com. Happy Father's Day.