Lock Our Asses Up!

And hey! Why not free Ireland while youre at it?

Comments (0) By REBECCA SCHOENKOPF Thursday, May 20 1999

Sadly, when we went to thank Hayden for his kind words, he could not be coaxed away from the TV, where his Sacramento Kings were losing in overtime to Utah.

Not watching TV were Marilyn Vassos; Nathan Callahan; The Orange County Register's Martin Wisckol(ostensibly working, and one of OC's sexiest, per this very rag); Families to Amend California's Three Strikes' Christy Johnson; Peggyand Chris Mears; Santa Ana Mayor Miguel Pulido; Laguna Beach City Councilwoman Toni Iseman; Gail and Mike Farber; the Polyester Prince Traveling Film Festival on Wheels' Paolo Davanzo; jazz guy Ron Kobayashi; convicted old-lady bilker/friend of Loretta Sanchez Howard Kieffer; former supervisor Ed Miller; Commie Girl fan Jan Rainbird; man about town Jim Jones; Democrat gay activist Jeff LeTourneau; OC's 19th scariest person, Vangee Oberschlake(who is delightful and organized much food from Rutabegorz, Z Pizzaand Maggiano's); a whole bunch of other folks; and Catholic Worker peeps Dwight and Leia Smith, who have Mass celebrated at Santa Ana's Catholic Worker House every Sunday at 7 p.m. (When we asked if it was a.m. or p.m., Dwight looked appalled and answered: "P.m.! We don't love Jesus that much!")

To help out with the Catholic Worker's drive-by pollo bowling, where we hope they don't actuallypelt the homeless people with food, call (714) 835-6346.